Monday, December 29, 2008




Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!: I am going to start off by apologizing to everyone that this hasn’t come out earlier, I’ve been extremely distracted and I promise that it won’t happen again. As of next week I will be on schedule-though I cannot guarantee that my stories won’t be totally obscure since there’s next to no good news going on.
Second I want to wish everyone an albeit late but very Merry Christmas, and I hope everyone spent some good quality time with their family. Then I want to say Happy New Year!
Third I want everyone to know that I’m changing location from Gunlock to Roy Utah where I’m going to be living with my mom again. I’m currently (at the age of eighteen) preparing to get my license, and then my first job! I’m very excited about that, I’ll finally be a worth while part of society! Then once I’ve got enough money earned up I’ll get an apartment and put myself through college-let’s just call it my New Year’s Resolution.
Fourth I hope that we have some fun this year, and that despite my air-headedness this little newsletter keeps it’s feet and that I do it for a long time to come because I love being able to express my opinions and have at least someone out there hear them.
Fifth…I had a fifth…I don’t know where it went…Oh! Obama, a big congratulations to Obama who will be inaugurated this coming month. Good luck to him, and let’s be ready to stand up when he needs us-so long as we never lose our values in doing so.
That about sums it up for my little greeting, so let’s get up and running for this-the twelfth-issue of Powers on Politics!

Now Isn’t That Special: In search of news to discuss here I went to Fox.com hoping for something that I could sort of get started with. Well I believe I’ve found just the thing-and it’s even Christmas related!
On of the Top Stories on Fox is entitled: Hot-Dog Eating Champ Falls Short of Fruitcake Record. Then it has a picture of this guy Takeru Kobayashi stuffing his face with fruitcake. Poor guy was off to the races to break a 2001 world record in fruitcake eating by having to consume 4lbs 10ounces of the dreaded stuff in only ten minutes. Unfortunately the little Japanese guy finished at a whole two ounces short of the intended goal. Apparently density was a factor. Now I personally have never tried fruitcake (which doesn’t mean you need to send me some) but I have seen it and I know that if you throw it at someone you could probably kill them. With that limited information I would like to tell Mr. Kobayashi this-of COURSE density is going to be a problem! Your insides are probably going to be turned to stone! Stick to the hot-dogs, sir, but just don’t ask what’s in them. (There’s a mistake I won’t ever make again!).
To finish this story off I’d just like you to know that I am the one who brings you the best of the news…without a doubt you could not have gone on living without hearing this story.
In Case You’re Freaking Out: Alright I just received an e-mail at yahoo from my grandmother. I could have sworn someone was going to go into conniptions. I opened it and found myself quickly outraged. The e-mail explained that the new One Dollar coin that was just released has had the words “In God We Trust” scrapped from it completely. It was urging everyone to refuse these coins if they were given to you (I’d refuse them because they were stupid) so I looked into the matter. I Googled it and found that there were plenty of news stories saying the same thing, so I went to my mom. I told her what I had heard and she brought out the coin and took a good look at it.
After a thorough inspection of the coin she noticed engravings along the edge of the coin on the side. There it was, “In God We Trust” sitting close to “E Pluribus Unim”. Needless to say we were both relieved.
So for those of you who have either heard rumor of this, received a similar e-mail, or could possibly get this information from someone else. No, the phrase is not wiped from the coin just moved. I’m sure it has to do with a lack of room on the coin, so they just put it where it was less noticeable because of the lack of space. No need to get your “unders in a bunch” as my mom would say.
I hope you will all send this along to everyone, if anyone, you know who is freaking out about this so that the issue can be immediately cleared up and erased from the public’s mind.
Besides Obama isn’t in Office yet-we aren’t Socialist yet either. Just getting close.


Rush Strikes Again: Oh my gosh. I don’t know if anyone else is going to find this headline funny, but those who are listeners to Rush Limbaugh will like this story.
“An offensive, racially tinged song entitled Barack the Magic Negro has become an issue in the battle for the leadership of the Republican party.”
For those who don’t know this song is a spoof by a man named Paul Shanklin (hope I spelled that right) who does political farce songs that are aimed to entertain. However it seems to get some people worked up. What happened in this case was that a republican that was higher up in the party sent Shanklin’s new CD entitled “I Hate the USA” to his buddies as a joke. I’m sure some of them appreciated the joke, and enjoyed the CD but others of the Republican party got all uppity about it. “It isn’t funny,” quoted one of them. He was extremely offended apparently and thought that making fun of Obama was wrong.
Lighten up people! It’s a joke, it is meant as a joke, Rush is always repeating that it’s a joke, that the whole point is to invoke laughter. Why do we have to be so politically-freakin’-correct? It isn’t necessary, and it’s ridiculii (doubly ridiculous)! Listen here’s the deal. Barack Obama is not even black, he’s of Arabic decent. And as for the fact that the title of the song has the word “negro” in it, they aren’t being rude, crude, or otherwise so let’s just let it go.
Besides people are going to say things that not everyone want to hear, and let’s all (instead of getting all upset) just smile and understand the joke. We should all be dealing with each other better than that.
Besides “Barack the Magic Negro” is a HILARIOUS song-one of my favorites!

Lame: Can I just be honest…I know this issue was kinda lame…but there’s been a VERY slow news day! I swear I will come up with something for next time. This was just sort of the…random fun issue. Right? Did anyone else have fun? I did. That makes at least one of us, huh. Well in any case I swear I’ll get something nice and meaty for next time. Just bear with me people! Thanks a ton, keep reading, and have a great New Year!


Chene’

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Powers on Politics Issue Eleven

Powers on Politics

Issue XI

There are things that I believe that I shall never say, but I shall never say those things that I do not believe.


Hello: Hi everyone, glad to be getting onto the next issue of Powers on Politics with a little bit of renewed vigor-well at least with some actual facts to base my rantings off of instead of going by pure memory-which I might add is kinda hard. Fun, but hard. This week I have no idea what I’m going to talk about so it will probably end up being anything that strikes my fancy-that’s a warning to everyone out there. I suppose that isn’t much different than what usually happens, but you know…I feel I should at least give everyone ample warning in case they decide they aren’t interested in randomness. Which leads me to also note that in the randomness we might be having another history lesson, I don’t know…haven’t decided at this point, but let’s put it as a definite probably. Any of you out there who are allergic to history (I actually think it was “against my religion” at some point…) may freely extract themselves from situation when it arises. Other than whatever I come up with to discuss I’ll also-as mentioned in the end of the last issue-be telling you about going to get my book signed by Glenn Beck. It was intense. That’s basically the jist of the situation then, I guess, so let’s all have a good time! Enjoy!


Pearl Harbor December 7, 1941 (Dec. 7, 2008): Sixty seven years ago today Japanese fighter pilots attacked Pearl Harbor bringing the United States into World War II.

As has been the pattern with America entering wars we were attacked first, which left FDR with little choice but to enter the Second World War. Japan had been waging a war with China since 1937 and was running out of oil and other raw materials, and they were no longer getting them shipped in to them. Because of this Japan turned its attention to the oil and mineral-rich East Indies and Southeast Asia threatening to begin a war in the Pacific.

By November 1941 none of the U.S officials who knew that there were imminent attacks aimed by the Japanese at the Indies, Malaya, and even perhaps the Philippines had any idea that an attack would be launched on our own soil.

Pearl Harbor was easily reached by aircraft carrier force and it was this way that the Japanese Navy would attack. Unbeknownst to the U.S the Japanese had been secretly moving a carriers toward the base. At 8am on the 7th of December the base was attacked, and within just a short time five of eight battleships were sunk or sinking. Most everything on the base was destroyed including the lives of 2400 Americans and not long afterward Japanese planes eliminated most of the American air force in the Philippines, and the Japanese landed in Malaya.

I just wanted to remind everyone about what happened that day, sometimes it just isn’t worth forgetting.

For more information please visit: www.history.navy.mil/photos/events/wwii-pac/pearlhbr/pearlhbr.htm


Meeting Glenn: Saturday the 6th of December (which is today…I’m writing it now so I don’t forget anything…hopefully) Glenn Beck came down to Utah to do a book signing for his tour. The location was Layton Hills Mall inside the Deseret Book store. He was to arrive at noon and spend an hour there signing books. Because I was going to be unable to go to his concert due to my little sisters Sage and Autumn getting baptized (Congrats girls!) this opportunity to just receive his quickly scribbled signature on my book while I stood a foot away was more than this fan could handle it seemed. However to make it even more interesting my mother and my good friend Gypsy told me to give to him the first issue of Powers on Politics just to show him what I’ve been up to (you know…attempting to inform anyone who reads this). I told my mom that “that would be a great idea” even if it made me feel almost sick thinking about handing my little newsletter over to The Mr. Glenn Beck so that he could read it, and she printed it out for me with the added bonus of what I did in memoriam of September 11, 2001 (this almost embarrassed me more than giving him the first issue itself).

Now to be clear, for the past month or so (since I’ve known I’d be going to this) I’ve been insanely excited about it, I mean how many people actually get to meet someone like Glenn Beck in person (tons I know, maybe it should be rephrased as “how many people like ME get to see someone like Glenn Beck)? He’s so cool after all. Therefore the wait for this day was long and arduous to say the least and it was truly beginning to kill me the past couple days as I really began to stress over nothing but handing over my newsletter. I had to rationalize with myself that the worse thing that could happen was that he saw it as ridiculous and threw it in the garbage can-a scenario that would take place where I was not present and would never know. But there was also the fact that I am nothing but a kid giving my negligible opinions to a man who hosts his own radio talk show that is the THIRD most listened to show in America…no pressure at all right? Riiiiiiight.

Finally today came and I was picked up by my mother and we headed out to Layton at about 10:30am and arrived just after 11am. We didn’t have the best place in line, or so we originally anticipated before the rest of the line came and people were literally throughout the entire store, into the mall itself, and then finally back out the outside door of the mall. Due to our early arrival we, of course, had to stand for what seemed like an eternity. That eternity got just a bit longer when we were told that he was going to be fifteen minutes late. But that was okay, so long as somehow I got to see him in person-even if my book didn’t get signed.

At long last 12:15pm came and he arrived. He entered the bookstore through some super secret entrance and stood up on what I guess was a chair (I was too far back to see) only to address all of us in the store. For about five minutes he just talked to everyone; thanking us for coming and telling us that he knew that we understood what he’s been talking about then asking us to pray for each other and his family and he would do-and is doing-the same in return.

Then he disappeared from view and the line began to move, rather rapidly to my utmost surprise. Before I knew it I was just about three minutes away from him, and as I stood there I again admitted to my mother that I wasn’t sure that I could actually give him the first issue of the newsletter. Her reply was simple “if you don’t I will” and it was more than enough to persuade me that it was up to me to do this. At long last my mother was next in line with me behind her. The person ahead of us moved and my mom’s book was given to Glenn who took it signed it and handed it over to another person who would give it back to her only after Glenn had a chance to shake her hand. As she walked away he caught sight of her Boston Red Sox jacket and suddenly engaged her in a quick conversation. “Are you from Boston?” I was shocked, he was so busy and yet he still took even that moment for his question, my mom to tell him that she used to live there, and for him to reply quickly before turning to me shocked me.

As I said “turning to me”. My book was given to him and he shook my hand, which I did quickly and extremely nervously as I tried to remember the way I’d rehearsed giving my issue to him. (I’m not a psycho fan-girl or anything, just so we’re all clear, but I was seriously meeting one of my heroes face to face…I couldn’t believe it!) Words nearly failed me but I managed “you inspired me to do this” as I handed the newsletter to him. He smiled, took it, thanked me and said that he would read it on the bus. That was all before I was handed my book and shooed on so that the next person could have a turn. Though it was truly amazing to me, it was so cool just to have him say that he would read it and (to me) sound sincere when he could have just as easily told me that he was too busy.

I’m sure nothing will come of my giving him the first issue of Powers on Politics, in fact I’m sure I’ll always wonder what he could have possibly thought about it, but for just that moment I could not have cared less, because I knew that he would at least read it.


Auto Czar: I know what you are thinking-what the heck is a Czar? That my friend is a simple question, and I shall give you a quick answer. Czar –noun 1. An emperor or king. I know what you’re now wondering…we have a car king? Sounds like the title of some auto lot with that annoying salesman who wants you to buy the most expensive car on the lot. Unfortunately it isn’t that at all, though there are some similarities. This auto czar is going to be the answer to Congress’s problems with the Big Three because it is an individual who will be able to-in essence-control where and how the loaned $14 billion dollars is to be spent. But that won’t be the extent of the auto ruler.

This all time ruler of the auto industry shall be appointed by his highness President Bush (I might actually start calling him that…it kinda makes me want to cry…or laugh…I can’t decide) to make sure that someone doesn’t screw up the spending of this doled out $14 billion. We don’t need another financial bailout fund complication where the money they made us fork out went to something entirely contrary to what we were told it went to! No-sir-e-bob! But wait, it gets better, this czar (for some reason every time I type this word I hear the Budweiser “Real Men of Genius” voice) will also get the power to force Detroit automakers into bankruptcy (weird how that’s where this should all be going anyway) in the spring-if and only if-the “haven’t cut quick deals with labor unions, creditors, and others to restructure their businesses and become viable”. I’m going to suffer from a hemorrhage…I really am…I don’t-good Moses-I can’t even begin to put into words my anger at this fool move. Bloody LABOR UNIONS! We have to bend down and kiss the shoes of THOSE PEOPLE?! Why, they shouldn’t even be doing half the things they are doing! However, that won’t happen because (where’s my liberal voice inside my head…oh-wait-there it is!) “Chene’ you can’t cut out the unions, they keep the workers safe, they make sure rights are kept by the employees!” If I didn’t enjoy arguing with this voice in my head so much I’d have it evicted. Uh-uh-uh little voice, wrong again! The labor unions were designed to protect the worker, but that isn’t what this is all about, you are trying to sneak out of sight of the REAL issue! These unions are a big reason why the auto industry is having the problems that it is! Unions make it possible for the employees to retire, be continuously paid pension (a LARGE pension), if someone gets laid off then they can choose to move to a different company or if they don’t want to then they can still get paid! We’re paying people for sitting at home and eating TWINKIES! Moving back to the subject at hand….

Unfortunately there are law officials who wish that this so called “czar” could have even MORE power! "The car czar that they put in this bill, first of all, doesn't have a lot power -- has a lot of ability to suggest things -- but doesn't have enough power to cause the restructuring," said Sen. John Ensign, R-Nevada, who opposes an auto bailout and would prefer to see the companies in Chapter 11 bankruptcy. Not enough power, not very much power? Are we looking at the same thing here Senator Ensign? I don’t think so because to me it looks like this here czar is going to have the run of the auto industry with the flick of his finger-sort of like the bloody Secretary of Treasury has but to say that “his will be done” and the whole system will jump!

As for this complaint about having to purchase vehicles from bankrupt businesses…I can only ask…so what? “Chene’ no American wants to buy a product from a bankrupt business!” Oh, really, I seem to disagree. In fact if you recently purchased a plane ticket-you know earlier this year, you were probably flying with a bankrupt business. Just because a business is bankrupt doesn’t mean they suddenly stop producing their product, and it certainly doesn’t mean that their product is suddenly eradicated from everyday life. The argument is just another way to skirt around the issue, especially because it’s such a flawed argument in the first place. Come on people we aren’t in high school debate, hit me with some real negatives!

“If the bill becomes law, the car czar will be required to have expertise in economic stabilization, financial aid to commerce and industry, financial restructuring, energy efficiency, and environmental protection. The czar can also employ, appoint or contract with others who have similar expertise.

Jack Young, founder of Jack Young Personnel Services Inc, an executive search firm that recruits senior level candidates for the automotive industry, said that's not a bad start for a job description. But he said the czar also should have a deep understanding of the automotive industry.”

Alright now this detailed description of what a car czar needs to know gives a little hope-you know the kind of tiny flash of momentary light in an entirely black room. They could at least get a capitalist for this gig-right? Wrong. You know who Young thinks is the one and only one who can pull this off? (Find some sharp object to hit your head on…you’ll need it) The one and only Mayor of New York Michael Bloomberg! Wait…where are the cheers…I can’t hear any…in fact all I can hear is the sound of my throwing my arms in the air and thinking “we’re so going to hell in a hand basket”…really, really loudly. Michael Bloomberg, well I guess. He already has the Czar thing covered since he’s now officially in his third ILLEGAL term as mayor (without elections), but other than that I don’t see why his name hasn’t been laughed at, the piece of paper crumpled up, and then lit on fire. (I have a small candle torch if anyone wants to borrow it).

There is one extra ray of sunshine in this ridiculous story though…not that it counts for much. There are a few Republicans left out there who oppose it completely…basically it won’t stop this thing from being passed on Monday (that’s the scheduled day of our big step forward further into Socialism…I encourage you all to mark it on your calendars) but at least you know that there’s someone at the least PRETENDING to want America to stay free. Lately that’s all you’re going to get.


Bye Y’All: That’ll do it for this issue, not much I know…but I think you’ll like next issue. Just so everyone knows the day the issue will be released weekly is now officially changed to Wednesday and or Thursday-at least until I have to change it again. Let’s just suffice it to say there will at least be one a week. Hope everyone’s having fun, and if you have a Facebook account look for my new Group called Powers on Politics-I’d love to see you there! Thanks y’all!

Chene’


Works Cited:

www.foxnews.com

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Powers on Politics Issue X

Powers on Politics
Issue X
There are things which I believe that I shall never say, but I shall never say things I do not believe.

Hello: Ah, we meet again! Or at least I’m hoping I’m not just talking to myself…. Alright I have to get this off my chest. Last week I think I royally screwed up the roman numeral nine and turned it into an eleven…I’m just inattentive that’s all. Anyway besides that I also want to note that I have no idea when you will get this issue…we are having some computer problems the likes of which my parents believe that I can fix just because I "know computers better". I would like to take this moment to notify them that I don’t know anything. I know how to mess around until something happens-for good or ill. So in all likelihood I’ll make the problem worse than it already was. Oh-and I would like to apologize to all of you who may get this and the last issue together in a single e-mail…my e-mail is being funny as well. Why does everything I touch break?! Oh, and finally because I have no internet access I’m just going to be doing an opinion piece this week, maybe I’ll even throw in some fun stories about nothing in particular as I struggle to come up with something to fill at least four pages. On that note…enjoy-and beware!


Hi Mom…I Broke the Toilet…: I know that everyone is afraid of what I’m about to say…mostly because it has the words "Toilet" and "Broke" in the same sentence. Worry not, I’ll stay VERY clean.
Once upon a time it was Wednesday the 26th and I was home alone with my sisters Ashton, Sage, and Autumn. We were having a rockin’ good time doing…nothing. Alright we were bored, so we decided to play Apples to Apples and then after lunch we watched Igor on the computer. It was during this time that I made the error that I feared would have me strung up and quartered by my loving mother. Here’s why. I broke the flusher (for lack of a better term) of the toilet. Don’t ask me how-all I know is that it snapped apart and I suddenly became a plumber as I hurriedly sought to find a solution to my problem before I had to actually tell my mother that I had broken the toilet.
I removed the lid from the top of the toilet and looked in at the assortment of doodads and thingamabobs and realized that not only did I break the outside of the "flusher" but also the inside and I was without a clue on how to go about fixing it. Here’s where panic began to set in.
Hesitantly I exited the bathroom and stood at the top of the stairs. "Uh-Ashton…I, well I sort of…uhm…broke the toilet." Now at the age of a day under 13 my sister’s immediate reaction went something like- "What?!" Followed closely by a considerable amount of laughter then a simple "mom’s going to kill you" statement that did nothing to calm my nerves.
"What do I do? I have to tell her?"
This single question became the theme of the day. Between myself and Ashton we set about-after we stopped laughing (yes I too finally saw the humor in the situation…I mean seriously… I broke the toilet!)-figuring out how to break the news to my mother. Of course there were a myriad of ways all a little more entertaining than the last, and all excluding coming right out and telling her.
"So Mom, you know that toilet that is in the kids bathroom? Yeah, it’s sort of under construction." or "Mom-oh boy we’ve been doing so much today! We watched Igor, played Apples to Apples, ate lunch, I broke your toilet, we played hide-and-seek, now we’re playing on the Game Station (that’s code for X-Box)." Or the popular "Hi mom, yeah Ibrokeyourtoilet. Huh? What? What did you say? Toilet? What are you talking-broke?! What Toilet?" Unfortunately I had a firm belief that this would only leave to more trouble so I resigned to tell the truth. This is the way THAT conversation went.
"Hi Chene’."
"Hi Mom."
"Whatcha doin’ girl?"
"Just hanging out."
"How’s everything going over there?"
"Mostly good." (this is where I try to break it to her softly)
"That’s good. What are you doing?" (This is where I don’t think she really understood what I was trying to do.)
"We played, ate, hung out-you know."
"Sounds like things are good."
"Mostly."
"Mostly?" (Here’s where I have to confess my sins and pray that you can’t get dismembered over the phone.)
"Well…I sort of…broke the toilet." (Here’s where I cringed)
"Broke the toilet?"
"Uhm…yeah the flusher thing broke off…when I was…."
"Too much information Chene’! How did you break it?" (Somehow her voice was more incredulous than anything else)
"I don’t know…I just did."
"Can it be fixed?" (This is where I get really scared)
"I don’t know…." (This is where I don’t admit that I’m pretty sure that I ruined the toilet)
"*Sigh* Alright, nobody goes in there." (Oh my gosh, I’m totally still alive!)
In the end a new piece was found and it was a simple install for my step father.
Oh-before I wind up this story I just remembered…when I did my little autopsy of the toilet the inside broken piece had sunk to the bottom of the toilet and at this point I had admitted my sin to Ashton and Sage and Autumn who all came running in to see. After a moment of debating over if it was possible to fish the piece out with chopsticks Ashton had to dive her hand into the water…no one wanted to give her a high five afterward for some reason.
I guess what I want to impart on everyone is this…apparently when you break the toilet…or rather the "flusher" you can get a replacement part quite easily at ACE Hardware for about six to eight dollars.


Punished for Patriotism: On the 23rd of November an event on Fox occurred that I had been waiting on for the space of a month and a half. The special premier of 24 season seven. I’ll go ahead and tell everyone at this point that I am a HUGE 24 fan and was dying to watch this particular episode. Well I did watch, and I did enjoy, but when it ended I was again left with a familiar distaste towards the show.
As is custom, it would seem, Jack was being attacked by not only the terrorists but he was being assaulted by the government that he had for so long given everything to protect. Apparently he had fled the United States (this explanation is for everyone who didn’t watch-shame on you-so that you are up to speed) looking for the freedom that had been taken from him by those government officials who were none too pleased with his methods of protecting his country-and saving the utter annoyance his little girlfriend (whose name both eludes me, and that I purposefully forget…ps-I hate that character) from the Chinese.
Unfortunately Jack can’t even escape from the U.S government even in Africa (I can’t remember which part but suffice it to say it was a more northern country). They came after him with a supina that he refused to take, and the man who was trying to get him with it wasn’t going to do anything about it because he was a wimpy little man. That was until Jack had to save a bunch of little boys and the only way they could get into the embassy was if Jack Bauer accepted the supina and was taken back to the United States.
This is where my problem with the show comes about. Jack Bauer has sacrificed EVERYTHING (yes I know it’s just a T.V show) and every time he gets attacked by the government. For instance at one point, he was captured by the Chinese who tortured him for an extended period of time only to be retrieved by the United States government to be used as a sacrifice for something else. I don’t think that Jack Bauer (the fictional character who is BETTER THAN CHUCK NORRIS-sorry it’s an argument I have with my brother) deserves to be attacked when he is nothing but a Patriot who does what he does to protect the country, to protect the people in the country. He is one of those "real" heroes that you can get behind, yet the way the government on the show treats him is the same as the real United States treats our heroes.
Think about it, take Compean and Ramos the two border guards who did their job only to be imprisoned because someone didn’t like it. These two men shot and killed an illegal immigrant who was smuggling drugs into the country.
Border Agents are constantly fighting a war on the Mexican border, a war on drug trafficking. As a result of this war the Border Patrol Chief David Aguilar has said that "there have been 1,982 incidents where Border Patrol agents were assaulted." Agents have responded to these sorts of incidents by using deadly force 116 times, with 144 agents discharging their weapons during these 116 incidents. In these instances Aguilar has reported that "13 assailants died as a result, and 15 incidents ended with the assailants being wounded." All of the 144 agents have been formally investigated and Compean and Ramos are the first ones to be attacked by the United States Justice system like this.
For doing what they do Compean and Ramos will be receiving 11-12 years in federal prison, how is this right? How can we do this to these two men who spend their time guarding us from people who come across this border that could wish to do harm to us?
American soldiers are viciously attacked by our politicians-and even our Presidential Elect who has accused them-our United States Soldiers- "Air raiding villages and killing civilians"! These are the men and women who are fighting for us-for me and you! They are laying down their lives for OUR FREEDOM and what do we do-attack them!
Since when was it a sin to be a hero, to be someone who is willing to stand up for our rights, our values? Why do so many of our leaders, and even citizens attack those who do the right thing; punish these people for it? We cannot do this, people, we cannot simply allow this to continue, and I hope that we can all do something to show those heroes that exist in our country, our states, our cities, our tiny hometowns that we appreciate them even if it is only walking up to your local police officer and thanking them for everything they do for you. We have to do this, because OUR heroes are being attacked, destroyed, and discredited. That, my friends, is wrong.


War For and Against God: Most only recognize that there is a war AGAINST God, but I recently realized there’s actually a small-and equally wrongful-war FOR God. We all can easily recognize those who are against God, they wish to keep the Ten Commandments out of the court houses, they want to remove the words "Under God" from our Pledge of Allegiance, and eradicate "In God we Trust" from our currency. These are all easily noted, but what many haven’t heard of is the war for God.
There is one currently happening here in Utah, and it truly stuns me. There is a man by the name of Chris Buttars a Republican Senator from West Jordan who wants to see "Happy Holidays" stricken from all retailers in the state. Instead he would have "Merry Christmas" adorning every sign and come out of the mouth of every cashier who checks out your groceries. Buttars has said "the majority of Americans celebrate Christmas as a Christian holiday because the United States is a Christian Nation."
There is so much in this statement that is flawed, so much of it I disagree with. The majority of Americans do celebrate Christmas (if we didn’t why would we be trampling people trying to get into Wal-Mart?), but that in no way suggests that the United States is a Christian Nation. The United States was built up in the idea that there was a God, yes that is true you can see it from the Founders who believed that the writing of the Constitution came from Divine Providence, but that in no way means that the U.S is solidly Christian or completely supports only Christian ideals. This country supports all manner of religions so long as they do not infringe on the law or rights of other individuals, but for Buttars to simply shoo away other religions is ridiculous.
It seems to me that what Buttars is going for is to bring the people closer to God, but what he is really doing is alienating everyone and destroying the true meaning of Christmas. We all know that this meaning is in no way attached to how we greet someone during the holidays. In fact if it was I’m sure we’d all be going to Hell because I’m pretty sure I’ve said "Happy Holidays" to many a person. If he wants to be on his silly "Quest for Christianity" he should tell everyone to start helping out people in need, to go volunteer, encourage people to serve each other, but not force anyone to do anything just because it makes him feel like he’s getting brownie points at the end of the day. Besides taking away the stores right to free speech is against that little thing called the CONSTITUTION! I don’t care what it’s for, you still can’t do it.
Just let us all remember, that if the little war that’s being fought-regardless if it’s for or against God-if it takes away the rights of those who don’t agree then it’s wrong. And not very God-like.


Attention Wal-Mart Shoppers: There is a day in every year that absolutely frustrates the heck out of me. It comes after one of my favorite days of the year-the day that I get to eat as much as I want with a smile on my face and with the knowledge that as soon as I digest my fifteenth helping I’ll be moving on to dessert. Black Friday. What a ridiculous day this is! The one day of the year when it is okay for people to act like (as my brother so eloquently put it) barbarians! Every year it is the same thing. People getting trampled and killed because a bunch of bargain crazed women rush the stores hoping that they will be the first to get an X-Box or Wii for their greedy little kids for Christmas!
Oh I want to smack those people! They make innocents like me never want to set foot out of my house on that day of the year and head to my local shopping center for fear of getting mauled by beastial hordes of pheromone-hyped gift-obsessed women! Why is it suddenly okay for people to act this way just one day out of the year when any other time they would be taken to jail and charged with something, yet that doesn’t seem to happen here.
This year it was a man who was trampled and killed in a Wal-Mart and a pregnant woman who was also trampled so badly that it caused her baby to be killed. Though despite this no one can be charged because there were to many mad women (and I’m sure men aren’t completely irresponsible in this either) in the mob to press charges; no one knows who did it…I think it was a group effort personally.
So, in closing I would like to tell all of those psycho women that they are ruining what this Holiday Season is all about, as well as taking lives and destroying lives in some cases. Instead why don’t you just stay at home, shop online, and leave the Black Friday shopping to those who are civilized enough to handle it.


Until Next Time: I am so glad that you took the time to read this issue even if it wasn’t overly informative and more of a random rant. Before I go I have to tell you at least one thing I can guarantee to be in the next issue-what it was like to stand in line to get my copy of the Christmas Sweater by Glenn Beck signed by him…and how scary it was to hand him my first issue of Powers on Politics and hope that he didn’t just laugh at me. Until then my friends, I hope we all have a good next week!

Chene’

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Powers on Politics Issue XI

Powers on Politics
Issue XI
There are things that I believe that I shall never say, but I shall never say things that I do not believe.



New Week: New week people and not an entirely new stack of problems but you know…we’ll still talk about them. Before we do, however, I would like to issue an apology to everyone because I will not be discussing the one world currency problem as of yet…I still need to get in the mood to depress myself. Hopefully we have some fun in this issue, though, because I’m trying to choose some good things to talk about. To begin with we are going to focus on the upcoming holiday of Thanksgiving and I’m going to attempt to tell you the true story-not the crap that you learn in school about the retarded (heck yes I just said that word!) pilgrims and the thoughtful Indians who got small pox in return for their kindness (that story is so touching isn’t it? Brings a tear to my eye-and syphilis to countless numbers of Indians (that’s right I’m calling them Indians-and I’m making a parenthetical notation within a parenthetical notation-just breaking all the rules today!)). On that high note I hope you enjoy what is to come.

The Real Thanksgiving Story: Apparently everything you’ve heard in school about Thanksgiving is wrong-who’da thunk it for that price…. Let me guess you were told that the Pilgrims had nothing when they landed at Plymouth Rock and were starving because they were physically and mentally inept to help themselves so the kind and caring Indian people (whom we later diseased, and abused) brought all of their goodies over and everyone celebrated happily ever after…THE END.
WRONG! Welcome to the real story, and there’s even an economic moral to it as well (aren’t you lucky, here I’m promising to tell you a nice story and then I go in and throw politics into it…that’s just how good I am)
In 1623 the Pilgrims all sat down for a bountiful feast thanking god for bringing them out of an earlier famine and giving them an amazingly bountiful crop that year. What had caused such a drastic change, you may be asking yourself, well Governor Bradford’s diary-an elder of the Puritan colony-tells us the story.
Upon arriving the Pilgrims decided that they were going to do things completely different from what England had been instituting. They abolished private property, and decided to live in a collectivist community where rewards were drawn from the group effort. Every part of life was done as a community job, and the hope was that the result would be great prosperity and “brotherly love”. That was the last thing that came from their little experiment.
“The experience that was had in this common course and condition, tried sundry years and that amongst godly and sober men, may well evince the vanity of that conceit of Plato’s and other ancients applauded by some of later times; that the taking away of property and bringing of community into a commonwealth would make them happy and flourishing; as if they were wiser than God. For this community found to breed much confusion and discontent and retard (I’m not the only one who uses the word-see!) much employment that would have been to their benefit and comfort. For the young men, that were most able and fit for labor and service, did repine that they should spend their time and strength to work for other men’s wives and children without any recompense. The strong…had no more in division victuals and clothes than he that was weak and not able to do a quarter the other could; this was thought injustice. The aged and graver men to be ranked and equalized in labors everything else, though it some indignity and disrespect unto them.
And for men’s wives to be commanded to do service for other men, as dressing their meat, washing their clothes, etc., they deemed it a kind of slavery, neither could many husbands well brook it. Upon the point all being to have alike, and all to do alike they thought themselves in the like condition, and one as good as another; and so, if it did not cut off those relation that God hath set amongst men, yet it did at least much diminish and take off the mutual respects that should be preserved amongst them…Let none object this is men’s corruption, and nothing to the course itself. I answer, seeing all men have this corruption in them, God in His wisdom saw another course fitter for them.”
For the space of two years the harvest failed to produce enough food to feed everyone in the community and many starved and died from famine. Faced with this the elders gathered and decided that if something didn’t change then they would surely die. Instead of committing themselves to disaster it was decided that all property and fields would be split up and given to each family as their own. Whatever they grew was theirs, whatever they produced was theirs, and if there was excess then they could use it to trade to their neighbors for something else.
Suddenly the sloth, envy, and resentment were replaced by Industry, effort, and joy. In fact the bounty of that year was so great that they began trading amongst the Indians in the forest. In November 1623 they held the now famous feast to celebrate their accomplishments and invited the Indians over to share in thanking God for the bounty.
So remember that we are not only celebrating the things we are thankful for but we are also celebrating industry and the triumph of capitalism and the spirit of enterprise in America!

HAPPY THANKGIVING
www.fee.org/thanksgiving
For more information or your own copy of the True Story of Thanksgiving.


Somali Pirates: Not quite the Jack Sparrows of our time the Somali Pirates have taken a Ukrainian ship 200 miles off the coast of Somalia last Thursday and only want “just money”-the self proclaimed leader Sugule Ali informed a New York Times writer by the name of Jeffery Gettleman.
If you haven’t heard this story yet then get ready for something you were probably not prepared for. After hijacking the freighter Faina they found to their huge surprise that there were arms on board (I’m going to interject here…OF COURSE IT HAD ARMS ON BOARD!) Really the plan didn’t seem too thought through when Sugule said “We just saw a big ship. So we stopped it.” (brilliant) Apparently their desire to get money is not quite unfounded with this ship because the worth of the weaponry on board is estimated at about $30 million. Apparently there is also another reason for this whole take over, maybe (if you are an enviro-hippy) “to stop illegal fishing and dumping in our waters.” OH MY GOSH! People, why are we this way, why is it so acceptable for these sorts of acts occur just because it’s in the name of “the earth”?! Currently I’m getting this information out of the New York Times website, and the article is entitled “Somali Pirates Tell Their Side: They Want Only Money” Oh, is that all? I-wow-I feel terrible…how could I just simply think that these pirates were doing wrong when in fact all they wanted was some extra cash? You know what, I’m going to take this chance to apologize to the pirates…. Give me a break people! This is wrong, it’s just like that dumb whale show on Animal Planet that follows a bunch of “whale lovers” around as they go and attack the whaling ships out in the ocean because they disagree! Why is this suddenly so acceptable? We cannot allow this to go on, it is WRONG to promote this kind of behavior and even violence against others just because we don’t agree, or believe the same things that someone else does.
Alright now that we’re past my little “come on people!” moment let’s get on to something that’s sort of funny. The pirates-as reported on www.bloomberg.com are reducing their desired ransom payment to $25 million. I believe the original answer was somewhere around $35 million. What makes me laugh about this is that the 2 million barrels of oil that are on the ships alone are worth $110 million…I don’t know if it’s just me but…they’re kinda shooting a little low aren’t they? Asking only about a quarter of what their booty is even worth? Definitely no Jack Sparrows. Oh well…I’m sure that we’ll figure this one out eventually….


All I Want for Christmas is a BIG Bailout: I believe this is the theme for American businesses for Christmas 2008. Starting in September (I believe…or was it August?) the government has become the big Sugar Daddy for American businesses. So just who has had a bailout…well there’s Wall Street, Fannie, Freddie, Banks, as of today (11/24/08) Citicorp (which includes Citibank, and Citigroup), television stations are beginning to feel like they deserve one, and then the Auto Industry. Now I don’t mean to be a downer, but what makes this worse is that the Government is feeling EXTREMELY giving. Although the Big Three have not been officially given the bailout money that they desire, yet, but that’s just because the Democrats don’t want to take the imminent fall for handing it out. In fact Nancy Pelosi told them quite sternly that they’d have to have a plan before she’d be willing to “show them the money”. Furthermore the democrats who had promised that they had an agreement with the republicans (sound familiar to anyone?) actually didn’t have any such thing so they had to cover their tracks. (Darn Republicans, making life so hard for everyone else!)
It’s getting to the point where we’re spending several million dollars every day on bailouts for this failing organization, or business, and all the while it seems that the American people are just giving up on trying to fight this. There is just the angry murmuring of those who feel like they are being slighted. I don’t know how, but someone needs to stand up to these people and tell them that we are going to let every business that is begging for a bailout to go the way of the Titanic and sink. If you don’t like the way Capitalism works-leave. Maybe for Christmas I can have my own bailout…I can think of a few books that I could buy with it.

‘Till We Meet Again: With three issues discussed and me being terribly late in releasing this particular issue (though I think a good excuse is that I wanted to bring you the story of Thanksgiving on Thanksgiving is a pretty well spun tale) it is time for me to say adieu. I promise that I will be on time next week, I’ll stop lazing over my issues and get things accomplished-this is my promise! Until next time everyone, I hope that you had an enjoyable read!


Chene’

Tuesday, November 18, 2008



There are things that I believe that I shall never say, but I shall never say things that I do not believe.

Howdy, Howdy, Howdy: Hello my friends (ooh, that sounded like John McCain there for a moment), hope that you are doing good. Alright as promised in the last issue-as tiny and pathetic as it was-we are going to be covering a slew of new news that has been thrown together, but is completely related (cue Twilight Zone music). I don’t believe that anyone on the news is talking about this stuff, I know the radio talk show hosts are, and so for those who aren’t able to listen-or choose not to-I want you to be able to be informed. Just as a quick note this issue WILL have a works cited column because I didn’t get much information from the links on my blog. I hope that everyone is able to read this and understand what I’m trying to say…because this stuff is kind of intense and it is confusing, but I’m going to do my best to explain it to you. It is my hope that you enjoy. So…here we go!


S’all About the Oil: It’s the truth. All of the problems we are facing affect the oil, and next to no one is telling you this. This is a complicated tangled web that is being weaved so I am going to do my best to unravel it a little bit. To begin with we have to look at the why question. Why is the price of oil falling? Is it because we are drilling, beginning to produce our own oil? Could we possibly have gone into ANWAR and into the Gulf now that the restrictions have been lifted by Congress? Yeah-no. The reason oil prices are coming down at such a consistent rate is because consumption has gone down around the world because there is a global economic crisis occurring and people can’t buy what they can’t afford. Which brings us to another question that should be asked. Who-who is in charge of all of this oil?

The truth might just scare you if you do not know already. The list of who has the oil is fairly large so I’m going to narrow it down considerably. Russia, Venezuela, and countries in the Middle East. Now…wait…I don’t know maybe it’s just me but…don’t these people…uh…HATE US?! That’s right everyone, we are dealing oil with people who want to see us go down in flame. *Sigh* Sometimes I wonder about the intelligence levels in our officials. What makes this worse is the way the economy of these countries work. To explain this I’m going to focus in on one country in particular. Russia.

Russia is a country full of natural resources which include the worlds largest natural gas reserves, second largest coal reserves, and eighth largest oil reserves and because of this they are the worlds second largest exporter of oil, second largest natural gas exporter, and third largest consumer of energy in the world. Basically their economy revolves around these specific resources. In fact Russia’s economic growth over the past seven years has been driven primarily by energy exports, given the increase in Russian oil production and relatively high world oil prices during the period. Internally, Russia gets over half of its domestic energy needs from natural gas

If we are in anyway confused by what is said here let me clear it up for you. It’s telling you that Russia’s economy does very good when oil prices are high. That is completely opposite of how our economy works. We do best when prices are low, which means our economy flourishes. Which is a big red flag if anyone has been paying any attention at all. What’s going on with our economy right now? How high are the oil prices? Putting the answers of both questions together creates a bit of a conundrum. Our economy is tanking yet oil prices are low…doesn’t make sense does it? Like I said earlier, however, it is because there is no reason beyond less consumption for the oil prices to be down-which means Americans aren’t driving their “gas-guzzlers” any more-or as much-because they can’t afford it, and we aren’t helping ourselves out by drilling on our own soil.

But returning to Russia…. Russia’s economy is heavily dependent on oil and natural gas exports….According to calculations by Alfa Bank, the fuel sector accounts for about 20.5 percent of GDP, down from around 22 percent in 2000”. Just as high oil prices present a problem for us, so do low prices for Russia whose economy has been falling apart at the seams since oil began to fall. The Russian stock market went lower than 1,400 points due to the reduction of the oil prices and the ongoing of outflow of capital, which investors currently conduct. This from Russian reporters on a Russian website I just “happened” upon. All reported this summer. You can’t help but wonder what’s going on when stuff like this is coming straight from the Horses Mouth.

This isn’t half of the story, however, where things really begin to get interesting are in a whole other NPR article written by Jackie Northam entitled Geopolitical Alliances Shift with Rising Oil Prices. “The soaring price of oil has a profound impact on relationships between nations that have the valuable commodity and those that don't.” This statement says it all, and gives us a little insight because it was written this summer as well. What I’m trying to get you to glean from this is that clearly, as previously stated, certain nations flourish under the high prices, but when things begin to get stingy for them they hit hard times. No nation is going to simply sit there and allow themselves to go through economic turmoil without trying to fix it (unless you’re the United States then you just try to make it worse). Northam interviewed Roger Diwan a partner at the consultancy company PFC Energy who told her that the shifting of wealth (like how all the sudden Russia was bringing in TONS of revenue) is creating a new geopolitical climate because those countries with the oil are beginning to flex their muscles and spread their influence over the countries that rely on their product. In Russia who was bankrupt one decade ago it is extremely clear that Oil helped create that change for them. “It helped them restore the country and it allowed them to play regional politics, and even as an interlocutor to Europe, to sit down at the table and say, 'This is what we want and this is what we're trying to achieve and let's see how we make a deal,' " he says. "So, it gives them, obviously, a lot of leverage.” Diwan says describing Russia’s sudden involvement in world politics. Leverage, I believe is the key word here, Russia has been looking to become a player in global politics once again-a position they haven’t held since the collapse of the Soviet Union, and it is because of that leverage that they were able to do what they did when they attacked Georgia this summer.

We all know the basics of what happened in the Georgian Russian conflict. Russia walked over and started attacking South Ossetia that was annexed by Georgia a while ago and sort of said “deal with it, we’re bigger than you.” They made a bit of a display over there in Georgia and no one did anything-least of all any of Georgia’s allies in Europe. As it happens there’s a bit more to the story. Right in the middle of Georgia through South Ossetia are a couple of large oil pipelines. One is called the Baku-Supsa, and the other is the BTC. These are HUGE pumpers of oil throughout Europe and also for the US which is why Russia targeted the area. They wanted to control more oil because that would further ensure that they would be able to keep prices up-in fact it would make it so Russia could take the already $140 a barrel price and jack it up even higher. Had this actually occurred we would have been in a world of hurt that we couldn’t have been able to compare too. Luckily for us that was a Warning that Russia sent out to everyone reminding us that they were no longer weak and were going to get what they want.

They aren’t alone in holding all the right cards. Saudi Arabia is also an oil rich province who is an ally-but I suspect only to a point. They too are effected negatively by the rising oil prices because they are suppliers. Venezuela is the same, and with these three groups who are already on friendly terms with one another all having problems because of the same thing you can bet your socks that if things continue the way they are we could have a conflict on our hands that we don’t want to deal with.

I guess you can enjoy the low oil prices, I mean really I can’t help but be happy when I see them fall, but don’t forget to listen to that nagging voice in the back of your head that is warning you to watch your back.

O.P.E.C: Who wants to mess with the price of oil? OPEC does! That’s right as mentioned in the previous article there are countries who are pissed that the oil prices are falling and they are demanding that it comes to a close. What’s worse is that OPEC is listening and President Bush isn’t doing a thing about it! Here’s what happened.

In an article released October 16th of this year written by Jad Mouawad he discusses what is going on with OPEC. Now OPEC had announced that it was to hold an emergency meeting regarding the plummeting oil prices the following week after this article was written (I’d give you the date but I’m too lazy to figure it out right now so I’ll let you do the hard work of counting seven days from the 16th). Apparently the problem was that petrol execs and oil producers were a nervous wreck because of the declining oil prices because they believed that this sudden decrease in price-it was sitting at $70 a barrel at this point-would “undermine the stability of the energy markets.” The problem was with the price up to $147.27 a barrel in July then suddenly back down to $70 only a few months later the market in oil wasn’t exactly what one would call “safe” and no one was willing to try and invest long term. That’s where OPEC decided to step in. With it’s meeting originally planned for Nov. 18 it had to quickly reschedule when it became obvious that some higher-ups were starting to get antsy all over the world. As the Iranian oil minister, Gholamhossein Nozari, said “ "I think the low price is a real damage to the future of production."

I think the low oil prices are a damage to YOUR future Mr. Minister, because Iran is one of those country’s that I described as benefited by high oil prices. We happen to like low prices…or would like them more if we could get them because we were actually drilling! Sorry…had to again get that off my chest.

What really bothers these people is the fact that with oil prices jumping and falling as they are there has been less of a desire to use the product from people who simply could not afford it, therefore the consumption slowed…wow I feel like this is déjà vu…. Basically it’s all the OPEC people who want to make a profit in the coming years and want everyone happy getting together. Now I’m not saying that they should not receive profits, but they should not get together and stick it to us just because they are upset at what oil is doing. What may be even worse is that a HUGE crunch is predicted on the not-too-far future. With prices falling it is predicted that people will begin mass consuming and a price surge will occur. When this happens the big wigs foresee too much need for not enough production.

That isn’t even the real kicker to this story though. Watch how different stories begin to intertwine….

The drop in prices has already created problems for oil producers, who have become accustomed to high prices. Iran and Venezuela both need oil prices at $95 a barrel to balance their budgets, Russia needs $70 and Saudi Arabia needs $55 a barrel, according to Deutsche Bank estimates. The Algerian oil minister, Chakib Khelil, estimated Thursday that the "ideal" price for crude oil was between $70 and $90 a barrel.

In Russia, which is not part of OPEC, the drop in prices is threatening the country's ability to increase production. The Russian government has reportedly agreed to allocate $9 billion to its four major producers - Lukoil, Gazprom, Rosneft and TNK-BP - to help them cope with investment needs amid the credit crisis.

Weird…sounds so familiar. Sounds to me like OPEC is out to make everyone happy except the American people who most greatly benefit when prices are low. No one is really listening to us though, and I don’t think they will any time soon.

Here’s what happened at that meeting (oh, it was on the 24th of October…just so everyone knows). The meeting convened in Vienna, Austria at the OPEC Headquarters. Once everyone was done playing nice with the new appointees in the following posts: Minister of Petroleum in Angola, and Minister of Mines and Petroleum in Ecuador; they decided to repeat the same old thing I’ve been saying throughout the article…you know…people aren’t consuming as much and that’s the problem, then they decided that it was only going to get worse. They also noted that there were probably going to be shortages (jeez, I’m halfway through this article and I could have told everyone that…oh wait…I DID…can we just move on?). Here’s where things finally come to a head. It was decided that OPEC would cut back the amounts of barrels of oil that are put out daily down from 28.808 million by 1.5 million barrels a day…that’s a BIG cut! This began on the first of November. Here’s whose getting cut and by how many barrels a day.

Algeria: 71,000
Angola: 99,000
Ecuador: 27,000
I. R. Iran: 199,000
Kuwait: 132,000
Libya: 89,000
Nigeria: 113,000
Qatar: 43,000
Saudi Arabia: 466,000
U.A.E.: 134,000
Venezuela: 129,000

This is basically the end of the article basically…well other than this will all be managed by a big committee that no one actually cares about. Personally I don’t like this, cutting the amount of oil that is available to nations is doing nothing but putting a greater squeeze on us. In the end I think this is going to do more harm than good…but we’ll see I guess. Hold on for the ride my friends!

Since this oil thing is beginning to give me a headache…so we are going to move on to something equally happy….

The Weimar Republic: I’m about to give you a history lesson that I found on the official pbs.org website with the assistance of Google (that’s right I use Google search for my research!). This information was taken from an exert written by George J. W. Goodman. This piece is meant to show you why the phrase “history repeats itself” is extremely true. See if you can find the tangents.

Before World War I began Germany was a prosperous country whose currency was backed up by gold, and was beginning to spread in the fields of science and technology. However by 1923 not hyperinflation (very high, rapid monetary inflation that is great enough to threaten a nation's economic stability) was so bad that even a wheelbarrow full of marks could not buy so much as a loaf of bread. When looking for the cause of this we have to move back to 1914 when the war was expected to be over quickly and therefore the government borrowed money to fund it. In Germany the prices jumped between the years 1914 and 1919.

Unfortunately it was to get no easier. When Germany lost the war and was pushed into the Treaty of Versailles they had to pay reparations in gold-backed marks. With the loss of Ruhr and the loss of the province of Upper Silisea the Weimar Republic was becoming politically fragile.

The capitalist tendencies were still strong, however, with people working hard and knowing that in the end things would get better. Yet prices continued to double even into 1922 with things like milk going from 7 marks to 16. People were upset and slowly an underground economy began to emerge as the citizens tried to stick it to their tax collectors. Soon it became apparent to the citizens that the mark wasn’t what was valuable anymore and they began purchasing real goods such as pianos, diamonds and safe real estate. As value of things increased with the cost of each item banks hurried to fix the problem-for some reason no one saw anything wrong with it (if this is sounding familiar…you are one of the few sane people in this country).

The reason this wasn’t put to a stop was because of how fragile the government after the assassination of Walter Rathenau the foreign minister. By now the French had also come into Ruhr to enforce the demands for their reparations further pressuring the Germans.

Finally a group of German industrial combines by the name of Krupp, Thyssen, Farben, and Stinnes decided that the best way to fix the economy was to bring down the value of the mark. To do this marks had to be printed quick and in a large amount that would cause inflation. Now that the printing press was in full swing it was suddenly very hard to stop. Soon prices were skyrocketing so fast that the menus in restaurants could not be reprinted in time. Even the presses began to fall behind with the demand of marks until individual states and cities had to issue their own money to their citizens.

Eventually those who had been trying to back their wealth up with goods searching out anything such as soap and hairpins until the country was reduced to outright thievery.

To save themselves having to carry around huge wheelbarrows full of money a new mark was invented the “Rentenmark” which was equal to one billion old marks. "I remember," said one Frau Barten of East Prussia, "the feeling of having just one Rentenmark to spend. I bought a small tin bread bin. Just to buy something that had a price tag for one Mark was so exciting."

With everyone having given up on the economy it became a simple thing for Hitler to exploit with “diabolical talent.” No one was surprised anymore by the outrageous prices, or the growing problems that were blossoming all around them. People who had worked hard their entire lives were left on the street, and widows who depended on their husband were destitute. Pearl Buck, an American author described what it was like to be in Germany in 1923.

"The cities were still there, the houses not yet bombed and in ruins, but the victims were millions of people. They had lost their fortunes, their savings; they were dazed and inflation-shocked and did not understand how it had happened to them and who the foe was who had defeated them. Yet they had lost their self-assurance, their feeling that they themselves could be the masters of their own lives if only they worked hard enough; and lost, too, were the old values of morals, of ethics, of decency."

Farewell Until Next Time: Sorry I didn’t include the final article…it will be there next time-I promise. This Issue was beginning to get long…that’s my excuse. Alright so I won’t tell you what else we’ll discuss next time, but it will be great I promise! Can’t wait, and I hope you learned something in this issue. Thanks for reading!

Chene’